Are you a Fauxgan, Nogan or flat-out Boganista? Celebrating your inner bogan (or not)

Slide into your Havvies, pull on your trackies and tie that tangled hair up in a saggy bun. It’s time to pick up a DVD from the local vid store and maybe grab a choc top too.

Most Aussie chicks have headed down to Bogan Town at least once. So are you a proud Boganista or a secret Fauxgan who appears normal, but secretly indulges in bogan delights? Or are you a Nogan who would rather lock yourself in a cupboard than leave the house in sneakers? Take our easy quiz to find out!

1. Your favourite lunch is:

a. Sushi

b. Chiko Roll

c. Chicken and Vegie traveller’s pie

2. For a haircut and colour, you normally pay:

a. $150 - $300

b. $15 at Just Cuts

c. Your hairdresser friend does it for you for $50

3. You are currently reading:

a. Bringing Home the Birkin

b. Instructions on the Easy Mac packet

c. MX magazine

4. The song that best describes you is:

a. Marci X’s Power in My Purse

b. Men At Work’s I Come From a Land Down Under

c. Vanessa Amarossi’s This is Who I am

5. Your drink:

a. Vodka martini

b. Rum and Coke

c. Pure Blonde

Mostly As: NOGAN

Trackies – are you kidding? You’re in the latest Ksubi’s with a Chanel over your shoulder. The closest you’ll ever come to being a bogan is catching the train when you’re on the way to Flemington.

Mostly Bs: BOGANISTA

Babe, you are SO BO, and fully proud of it. You like drivin’ fast and muckin’ about with the boys. You’ll stick up for what you believe, and you believe that boganism is the ultimate girl-power. WHOOO!!

Mostly Cs: FAUXGAN

It’s not that you’re living in denial, you just like to select your style according to your environment. Sure, you’d potentially melt in shame if a colleague spotted you at the supermarket with no make-up, but then again, whatever. You’d rather be comfy.